Please comment and share you're favorite things to do and craziest ideas for when you're sick. :]
1. Make stupid lists
2. Eat a box of popsicles
3. Make a few dozen cookies (just don't cough on them!)
4. Plan several emergency fire exits around your house
5. See how long you can hold your breath
6. Try to beat the record you set in #5 for holding your breath
7. Pester your parents endlessly
8. Enjoy endless amounts of soup
9. Go through your medicine cabinet and figure out what is all safe for you to mix together...
10. When you end up getting grounded for #7, blame everything you did on the meds you took in #9
11. *69 (enough said)
12. Use the popsicle sticks from #2 to make stick puppets of people you hate.
13. Burn the popsicle stick puppets from #12
14. Play solitaire.
15. Think you did pretty well at #14? Now try spider solitaire. That's right, YOU SUCK!!!
16. Sleep... A LOT
17. Dream about not being sick... and also about marrying Ryan Ross. :3
18. Watch Spanish soap operas. Try to understand what the hell is going on.
19. Teach yourself Spanish so you can decipher the soap operas in #18.
20. Refuse to speak English for the next 48 hours.
21. Make tea for the 32905723805270th time.
22. Play chess with yourself.
23. Text your friends nonstop just to annoy them.
24. Save the world by threatening to infect any evil-doer or villain with Bronchitis (or whatever it is that you are diseased with)
25. Cough up a lung.
26. Cough up another lung.
27. Realize you can no longer breathe. Freak out. Then realize you're hallucinating. Don't worry, it's probably just the drugs you mixed together in #9.
28. Poke everything.
29. Check to see if you have a fever.
30. Turn the air conditioning on full blast because you do indeed have a fever.
31. Watch every episode of Invader Zim ever created.
32. Realize there were only two seasons.
33. Watch every episode of Criminal Minds and Supernatural ever created.
34. Have nightmares.
35. Rename yourself.
36. Insist everyone calls you by your new name.
37. Consider that you might not be sick, but rather morphing into some sort of alien creature... Maybe that fever actually means you're turning into a werewolf? (excuse the Jacob Black / Twilight train of thought... I AM SICK!)
38. Talk in 3rd person
39. Read stupid lists.
40. Do cocaine.
41. ^^^ JUST KIDDING!!
42. Wander around the house mumbling with no set destination or purpose for hours.
43. When your family asks what you're doing walking around mumbling, whine and say you're boooooored!
44. Create an imaginary friend.
45. Write a super trippy short story.
46. Clap flip flops together.
47. Have a long, serious conversation... with yourself.
48. When you're parents finally come into your room to question you about #47, tell them you were discussing the fate of the world and life as we know it with your new imaginary friend from #44.
49. Explain to your parents that no, they cannot meet your imaginary friend because he is shy.
50. Throw darts at a Justin Bieber poster.
51. Draw a mustache on Justin Bieber.
52. Exclaim that Justin Bieber finally hit puberty!
53. Blow bubbles.
54. Make a mix CD. Fill it with music you probably would never listen to if you weren't completely drugged up.
55. Print out paper dolls.
56. Lose the ambition to make paper dolls.
57. Sit in front of a fan because the air conditioning is not keeping up with your fever. (*cough* *cough* werewolf!!!)
58. Since we're on the topic, re-read all four Twilight books.
59. Try to remember what the characters looked like in your head before Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart ruined it for you.
60. Secretly admit to yourself that you're still a Jacob Black fan.
61. Hate all of the movie Twilight tween fans that ruined the books for you. Plot their demise.
62. Listen to Avril Lavigne's old music from back when she dressed like a boy instead of making out with her boyfriend's friends. O.o
63. Make Kool-aid.
64. Re-discover Neopets.
65. Feel like an awful owner when you see that you're Neopets are dying because you haven't fed them in 6 years.
66. Check Facebook.
67. Check Facebook again.
68. Check Facebook AGAIN and wonder why you're friends have such boring lives.
69. Stalk your favorite celebrities on Twitter. (Ryan Ross)
70. Compose a tweet knowing full well that no one will actually read it. You don't have a Twitter to communicate with your friends after all. That's what Facebook is for. Twitter is for keeping up to date with the lives of people you've never met before. (like Ryan Ross)
71. Suddenly remember that before Facebook, this cool thing called Myspace existed.
72. Reminisce about the good old days when Myspace was the hot new thing. Curse Facebook and it's lack of customize-able layout options.
73. Sign into Myspace and become instantly confused by all of the changes that have taken place the last 2 years.
74. Give up and sign back into Facebook.
75. Watch bad '80's movies because they're "classics."
76. Sneak around the house pretending to be James Bond.
77. At dinner, create a small town out of the food you are too sick to swallow.
78. Have a staring contest with a mirror.
79. Become a werewolf!!!
80. Create a new language.
81. Use you're new language to explain that you are no longer human and probably do not belong on this planet.
82. Play Mah-Jong until your brain hurts.
83. Take Excedrin Migraine for you pain-filled brain.
84. Hope that Excedrin Migraine does not react badly with any of the pills you took in #9.
85. Drink a few glasses of water just in case to "dilute" the toxic mixture of pills and "flush" any toxins out of your system.
86. Realize that #85 is rubbish and you're probably going to die anyways.
87. Write up a detailed will of everything you own.
88. Staple things.
89. Become entranced by a lava lamp you've had for years.
90. Crawl instead of walk. Claim it takes less effort.
91. Eat an entire tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream by yourself.
92. Feel instantly fat and vow never to eat food again.
93. When everyone else in the house asks where all of the ice cream went, swear that the leprechauns took it.
94. Build stuff with Legos.
95. Decide to take a shower. For once, don't even complain that your younger sister used up all the hot water. The cold feels like heaven.
96. Make a fake account on an internet dating website. See how many hits you get.
97. Play Pac Man. :D
98. OMG... PLAY-DOH!
99. Finish that Wonder Woman coloring book you couldn't resist buying at the Dollar Store.
100. Finally call about making a doctors appointment for the morning.